jaclynweiand:

oh and here’s me licking matt’s cock

It’s your cock, really. 

jaclynweiand:

oh and here’s me licking matt’s cock

It’s your cock, really. 

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This is my blog now, if anyone wants to see the blogs I blog, then you would do well to head on over and mush blogs with this blog which is my new and only active blog.

A REGULAR OL’ ANDY WARHOL EH?

nah man nabakov caused a carburetor to cock off at the same causeway I called kong a kid hitler from the speaches, peaches mixed with speech. 

It’s why I sound so sweet, just eat my compost drip it tastes like Jamba Juice.
Let’s be good today, let’s go across the street to Jamba Juice!
Life is validation for itself!

Punch out my butt, I’m tired of hating jazzercise instructors, the butt is where hate makes it’s home. Butts are like towers of depravity and torture. 

wowwee, missir! 

A HARMONIC SOLO NAMED ALFRED (BUT NICKNAMED SLEEP DEPRIVATION)
ONLY THE LADIES CAN CALL HIM IRRESPONSIBILITY ESCALATING INTO PSYCHOSIS.

Whose sleep deprivation you ask?
WHO ME COULDN’T BE.
probably my room mate, too, because harmonica.

I want to slap a lady named monica in ways that make her generate specific tones.
Get it? 

Bragadocious Pontoon episode 5!Who will Jessica choose?The bad boy Michael or his poetry-writing cousin Godzilla? 

Bragadocious Pontoon episode 5!
Who will Jessica choose?
The bad boy Michael or his poetry-writing cousin Godzilla? 

My new poetry blog

I don’t even understand the world at all anymore.More than five thousand people like something that’s almost totally unintelligible. This shit is art. I want to suggest that this is in some form, art.  

I don’t even understand the world at all anymore.
More than five thousand people like something that’s almost totally unintelligible.
This shit is art. 
I want to suggest that this is in some form, art.  

I released an album of my more chill solo stuff, too. It might be good?

I made this fucking forever ago

I made this fucking forever ago

also this

also this